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The only part of this that is true is the one about the lap band ads, which are so commonplace I don't always even get infuriated about them.  Then again, I live in the valley.  Possibly other parts of the city are more stereotypical-Hollywood.  I actually wrote and deleted about five rants about this stereotype that Los Angeles is entirely populated by the rich, thin, young, able-bodied, conventionally-attractive, and predominantly-white people the US associates with Hollywood, but fuck it. 

I am being eaten alive by school.  My cat (the Corpulent One, not the Little Cute One) decided to improve my mood by vomiting repeatedly all over the house.