I have ordered cable internet at last. I expect a party to welcome me to the 21st century. With cake.
And more importantly, A FEAST FOR CROWS IS ON ITS WAY TO ME OMGYESYESYES!12@22@!!!!!!ONE!!!!11 Only downside is that I'll be getting it right before a weekend I'm supposed to spend going back to Ikea to get my bed (again). Maybe if I try to explain to the family, like with.. graphs, or interpretive dance, or something, they might reschedule... No, Quinn is going with us, and I already know NOTHING will come between her and the Ikea. Maybe I can claim my foot wound is gangrenous and opt out, but I want a bed... This may force me to brave the motion sickness and read in the car. On the other hand, it's apparently a DHL delivery, and it's just coming from Missouri, so I may have it tomorrow or something. In the middle of a work week. That'll go over well. "I have... leprosy! And the flu. I'll be back in a week." That'll teach 'em not to let me have the Monday after a holiday off.
And more importantly, A FEAST FOR CROWS IS ON ITS WAY TO ME OMGYESYESYES!12@22@!!!!!!ONE!!!!11 Only downside is that I'll be getting it right before a weekend I'm supposed to spend going back to Ikea to get my bed (again). Maybe if I try to explain to the family, like with.. graphs, or interpretive dance, or something, they might reschedule... No, Quinn is going with us, and I already know NOTHING will come between her and the Ikea. Maybe I can claim my foot wound is gangrenous and opt out, but I want a bed... This may force me to brave the motion sickness and read in the car. On the other hand, it's apparently a DHL delivery, and it's just coming from Missouri, so I may have it tomorrow or something. In the middle of a work week. That'll go over well. "I have... leprosy! And the flu. I'll be back in a week." That'll teach 'em not to let me have the Monday after a holiday off.